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Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Paul Ree

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Book Igloo

Man reading in lamp

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

December Fest

Poinsettia

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

Christmas fairy.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."