Festival-goer Humor Pillows

Wearing a jumpsuit to a festival.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cariactures

Face painting.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bacchus.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

The Running of the Brie

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"Spaghetti Rave"

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Face Painting.

'I'm with the band.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.