Feng Shui Jokers Prints

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Frat House Feng Shui

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Artist Painting his Television.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Feng Sushi

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

Third eye

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

I love what you've done with the place.

Watch for Men Being Supid

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I took your advice."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'No cup holder?'

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

Seagull humour.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."