Feminist Reader Gifts

"Wow, dearie, did you miss the action! A wolf was bugging me, so I gave him a shot of Mace, karated him, and called the fuzz."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Just once I'd like to pick up a woman's magazine that doesn't tell you how to make your husband happy."s

'...and when God saw that He hadn't done a very good job on Adam, He created Eve.'

And so it was decided, we would only teach 'history'...

"Tia Carmen, did you talk much with your father?"

"We've made great progress!"

Woman carries the world.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

He looks so natural lying there...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Roe v. Wade

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Men Win Again

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

A feminist Christmas.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"Hillary will be the first female U.S. president. But she has trouble getting white males to vote for her."

Ready for Hillary, 2017/Overseas Edition

Female Boss 2

Bourgeois Feminism

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

"I can't cook, but I can pay."