Feminist Discussion Leader Pillows

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

All Hail the Matriarchy

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. I - The Parliamentary Female

Female Boss 3

"We need to hire more women."

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

Fem2Fem Therapy

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Sex Equality

As long as women have sex, they don't need the bomb, general.

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"If a man 'spains in a forest, and nobody is there to hear it, is it still toxic?"

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'