Feminist Discussion Leader Pillows

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. I - The Parliamentary Female

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

Female Boss 3

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"We need to hire more women."

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

Fem2Fem Therapy

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Sex Equality

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

As long as women have sex, they don't need the bomb, general.

"If a man 'spains in a forest, and nobody is there to hear it, is it still toxic?"

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

"We've finally achieved parity with men."

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"