Fema Worker Pillows

"Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker."

Wal-Mart Ruling

Cafe Burns.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Biocafeteraologist

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Overturned boat.

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

Santa's gifts for 2021

'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

Olga's Cafeterear

'They had Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"So you're cool with Tia Carmen working here?"

"I still feel naked without my hairnet."