Felines Mugs

New, Improved Cat

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"Make ratatouille."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.'

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

Free Kittens and Cat sign.

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

How cats see their home

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"