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"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Cat in a tank...

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

Self-Employment

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

You Shouldn't Have

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

The making of funny cat videos.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"Muffy has gone to a whole new level of analyzing her food before turning her nose up at it."

"I wear my elitism lightly."

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."

"I hate this new litter box. It doesn't come with Wi-Fi or a phone charger. This used to be a productive place for me."

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

"Favorable meow"

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'