Feline Furball Hugger Mugs

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Bear Hugging Season Open

Cats on the couch.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Group hug anyone?'

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

'…and remember, son - every now and then, refuse to eat your dinner no matter how good it looks or how hungry you are. It drives the dumb humans crazy!'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

'Maybe he's afraid the stethoscope is a little vacuum cleaner.'

"Someone is approaching the house, Mr. Roscoe. Sir."

'It's true that sensitive documents were destroyed, but only because I needed to sharpen my claws.'

"He and I are definitely friends. I'm just not sure we're best friends."

"He's down to his last three or four lives."

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!