Feline Funny Bone T-Shirts

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Velcro Paws.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Hair balls are a thing of the past since I switched to moist towelettes."

"Buttered side down! Happy days!

Snowprov

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

An early space launch attempt.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Movers and shakers.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"Get names!"

Hang Time Fido

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

'They must be trash fish!'

"My child has special wants."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'She's not 'pushing 40' - she's 'dragging' it!'