Feline Feng Shui Enthusiast Prints

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Now this I get."

Pyramid catflap...

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Cat Dreams.

Cat at the piano

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat on the violin

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Hello, Kitty!"

Cat Yoga

I know this is the first day of the rest of my life, but if were a cat, and I had nine lives, would that make this the first life of the rest of my day

"Tree's up!"

Cat Horoscopes: 'You will spend the day curled up on the comfy chair. In the evening expect a treat from your owner for being so good.'

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

"Happy New Year!"

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'