Feline Fan Club Member Gifts

"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cat Towels

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.