Feline Fame Seeker T-Shirts

"Oh, I don't like music really, but I want to learn to play the piano to become an internet celebrity..."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Puss in Heels

'Let's get a kitty.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Covid-19, Mask Up

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Too cute for comfort.

Cat's Pajamas

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat's Valentine

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

Cat

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'