Feline Companions Mugs

'Was that real purring?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.