Feline Aristocrats Mugs

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Litter Tray Training

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

Pet Cemetery.

'What's that humming sound?'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Funky Facts: Cats

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

Artists Cats

Treading a fine lion.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."