Feline Aristocrats Mugs

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'What's that humming sound?'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Artists Cats

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"I call it Distressed Feline."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."