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Mood Swings

The Fourth Little Pig

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

Chiller Theatre

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

I only have eyes for you

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Newt sale

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Friday

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'