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'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

E-mail

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."