Feed Innovator Mugs

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

6 Brothers Falafel

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Cheese Secret

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"He's a quick learner."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"We're making progress."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'