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Famous Last Words

Ben Bernanke

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Mario Draghi

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Born to raise interest rates.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Presidential surveillance ass!"

social services cuts

Best System in the World

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Boris in Lockdown

"From this you make a living?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Dept. of the Treasury