Federal Agent Prints

'It's not fair. The Fed pays people good salaries for doing the same thing.'

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

CIA, 'Blast it! -- We shouldn't NEED a lost & found department!'

CIA, 'Blast it! -- We shouldn't NEED a lost & found department!'

'Surprise! We're with Club Fed!'

'We are from the F.B.L.' (FBI for Lemonade)

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'I never knew the SEC had a swat team..'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'This is Ferguson, one of our few unspecial agents.'

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.'

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

'Agnes, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?'

'You've been working at the FBI too long. A keyhole is not a surveillence device.'

'Federal agents Dickenson and Clark. Care to explain why you skipped over the FBI warning and the beginning of your movie?'

'Okay, my turn - I spy, with my little eye....'

Entering Arizona: Illegal Immigrants, Keep Out! Feds, Keep Out!

"You know, we could save a lot of money if we just followed everybody on Twitter."

Iraq, Afghanistan, Portland

"One final question... Are you now or have you ever been a whistleblower?"

Figure 1. TSA Uniform Guide

CIA, 'Sorry, Ferguson, but you're out - I gave your job to Inspector Twelve.'

"The president's parade"

"Patel confirmed"

"It's hard to get good help these days."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today's level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I."

CIA, 'Sorry, Ferguson, but you're out -- I gave your job to Inspector Twelve,'

'Gentlemen, I fear that my remaining time here will be short. The fed has a drone stalking me.'

Trump fires Comey (FBI)

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

Homeland Security To Protect and Frighten.

CIA, 'Sorry, Ferguson, but you're out -- I gave your job to Inspector Twelve.'

'There you are!' (Bureau of Missing Persons)