Feathered Family Aficionado T-Shirts

Squawk dirty to me...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Foster failure"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'They're a very successful family.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Ornithologist

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Family.

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.