Feathered Book Club Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

bird interprets modern art

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Book Lovers in Richmond

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Ornithologist

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'