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Ken Dodd

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Why Poodles Become Killers

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"Damn floral activists."

Carnations.

Springtime

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Beekeeping 101