Feast Affectionado Mugs

"Well, your Royal Highness, I'd like to put you on a glutton free diet!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Eating raw cake mix.

'I need work on my core.'

'Made your point.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

PINATA SURPRISE!

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

"Puppy love."

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

'Something is missing.'