Fearless Spirits Pillows

"So what if you're a made man!!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Protest

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Running

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Sliding Down the Banister

The Choice is Obvious

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart