Fearless Spirits Pillows

"So what if you're a made man!!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Protest

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

The Choice is Obvious

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'