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Fearless is the son of a personal injury lawyer

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'On the contrary, I think this is the BEST time to talk about life insurance.'

Lemming with hang-glider.

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

The coward's way out.

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."