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Fearless is the son of a personal injury lawyer

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

'On the contrary, I think this is the BEST time to talk about life insurance.'

Lemming with hang-glider.

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

'He's not either more afraid of me than I am of him!'