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"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Fear of news.

William Pitt the Elder

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Nice speech, but you don't have that many friends. You better add "Romans and countrymen."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Tough group."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

The Board of Fear

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Soap Box

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

' Pol Meeting'

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

"I worked my whole life to get to the top, only to find that I'm afraid of heights!"

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

There is a new Reaper in town