Fearless Fruit-fighter Pillows

"Watch out! He's got an apple."

"Just be yourself."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Lovers dressed as pears

Banana Smoothie

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'Are they fresh?'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'