Fearless Fruit-fighter Pillows

"Watch out! He's got an apple."

"Just be yourself."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Banana Smoothie

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Lovers dressed as pears

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'Nana!'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Are they fresh?'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'