Fearless Fishermen T-Shirts

No Fear.

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Things that scare Jimmy

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'