Fearless Cat Adopters Gifts

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Be kind"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

Hell No Kitty

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"He was a rescue."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Cat Day Planner.

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Fisherman and cats

'Pack your things we're moving.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Cat chess

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Re-home Sweet Home

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

New Rules for the Household

"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'