Fear Of Water T-Shirts

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Welcome to claustrophobics anonymous. Before we get started who votes we get a bigger meeting room?'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Don't hurt it.'

Life and Death.

Noah's Ark

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'Come now, Mr. Glickman. It's just a routine operation - nothing at all to be alarmed about!'

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Scared as Hell Airlines.

Jumping in the deep end.

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

What do you mean "try jiggling the handle"?!

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"