Fda Follower T-Shirts

"Now the FDA says eye of newt causes cancer."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Eldrow

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

All Natural Nothing

Can't Touch This

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Speeding Forklift

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

Illuminating agricultural production

Vaping cigarette

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

'I just love these granite counters.'

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

The Sprats

The infantilisation of modern culture.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Crock-belting was the latest craze to catch-on with Ozzy youth!