Fda Employee Prints

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

"The Nominees"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Pharmaco. He writes drug side effect warnings. Ah, a health scare provider.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

Ebola reaches USA.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

How Americans Can Get Help

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

"Public employee"

'This is the department of staying ahead of the curve...you want the bureau of thinking outside the box.'

'The pressure is too great. We want to be transferred out of panacea research.'

Ben Bernanke

"Tell R&D that I'm going to reinstate their benefits - quick!"

'I think we should report this coffee to the environmental inspector.'

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

Medicines Orders

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

'They hate it when you carry the test tubes that way.'

Famous Last Words

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."

That's your doctor? Yeah, he's a centaur for disease control!