Federal Employees Prints

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Writing a French test to keep my boring middle management government job? ...Not!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Capital Tours

"Whine and cheezed party."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Politicians are from Uranus.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

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