Fax Machine Fan T-Shirts

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Maraschino, Inc.

A dog sits at her typwriter

'And...?'

'Of course the school doesn't teach you the Fax of life, dear. How are they supposed to know that our FAX number is (555) 563-5555?'

"We are on fax y'know"