Fax Machine Fan Prints

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

White noise machines for guys.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Maraschino, Inc.

A dog sits at her typwriter

'And...?'