Fax Machine Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'I don't care about the meaning of life...I'm trying to find a fax machine.'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

Groom's a Workaholic

'EKK!'

'I see your fax and raise it with another fax.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Workaholic's Toilet

A day at the UN.

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'