Faucet Fanatic Mugs

Lazy plumber.

Prize vegetables.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Super hero dog.

"Useless information"

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Sales

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Good dog!'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'He took a fetching class.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'