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Temptation.

'What's play?'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Early childhood development

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

A Boy and His Mother

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Gangs of New York

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"Go ask your search engine."

'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Have you drugged your child today?

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."