Fatherhood Guru Mugs

Temptation.

'What's play?'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Early childhood development

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Gangs of New York

A Boy and His Mother

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"Go ask your search engine."

'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Have you drugged your child today?

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Child development. How children change.

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'