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'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"He looks just like your husband."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Mother CareBaby Gap

Toys in the DVD Player.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

'That's my boy...'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Boy on father's knee

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'