Father-son Relationship Prints

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Chez Nous Menu

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"He looks just like your husband."

Mother CareBaby Gap

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Toys in the DVD Player.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'That's my boy...'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'