Father-child Bonding Gifts

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'That's my boy...'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Tee for Two

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

"Maybe I'd get better grades, Dad, if you came up with some kind of stimulus package."

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."