Fate Ponderers Mugs

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Confusionism'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Soren Kierkegaard

"There was a bright light and then a voice said: 'our menu has changed'."

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'Oh, I believe in God -- I just think that he's overrated.'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'What's the pass-word?'

This is your hell. Keep it clean.

'God wants to see you.'

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Progressions.

Your weight and fortune. What you'll weigh now...what you'll weigh 10 years from now.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"