Fasting Adventurer Pillows

"Closed. Out to fast."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Odd Spas

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

A woman reads a romance novel.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Curry for Breakfast.