Fastest Animal Enthusiasts Mugs

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Mardi Gras

Seagiraffes

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're such a good listener."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Welcome Spring.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."