Fast-paced Enthusiast Mugs

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Skier flying past mountains

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Speeding Forklift

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Taking to the sky...

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Get ready ... Get set ...