Fast-paced Content Lover Pillows

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Elephant ass selfie.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'Coffee overload.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

The Influencer from Hamelin

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

A politicians runs from race horses

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

Crowds gathhering around the internet

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Alien 'Hey, these are my kind of people...'

Al by Jud Johnson

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

Speed reading class.

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.

Fred after taking the Evelyn Wood Speed Meter Reading Course.