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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Dating the efficiency expert.

Tasty.

Ultimately love would find her...

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'We met online.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Spud dating.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Church Drive-Thru.

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

"If we all waited for Mr Right to come along the human race would be extinct by now."

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

Paula finally meets Mr. Wright.

Psychic Dating Hotline

Smorgasborg

'It was fate...when everyone at the party left, there was my Mr. Right!'

'I finally found Mr.Right.'