Speed Dating Seeker T-Shirts

"Gosh, that was quick!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Ancient Racing

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Bob's Driving School.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

Computer Controlled Car

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Cow outboard engine

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."